Tuesday, December 06, 2005

Christmas books for BAD child (II) - Edward Gorey系列

哇,找了一堆Edward Gorey的書後,除了Cautionary Tales for Children之外,有多兩本很正的,也作介紹:

1. The Gashlycrumb Tinies

這是很有名的,當年媽咪在美國就是看見幾個小朋友玩時說以下的詩句,媽咪好奇下問他們是什麼詩時,就認識了Edward Gorey (點解小朋友,0甘恐怖用呢d詩在玩架? 猶他洲的孩子果然是不同的.....):


A is for AMY who fell down the stairs
B is for BASIL assaulted by bears

C is for CLARA who wasted away

D is for DESMOND thrown out of a sleigh [D for 黛!]
E is for ERNEST who choked on a peach
F is for FANNY sucked dry by a leech
G is for GEORGE smothered under a rug

H is for HECTOR done in by a thug

I is for IDA who drowned in a lake
J is for JAMES who took lye by mistake

K is for KATE who was strucked with an axe (I LOVE THIS ONE)
L is for LEO who swallowed some tacks
M is for MAUD who was swept out to sea
N is for NEVILLE who died of ennui
O is for OLIVE run through with an awl
P is for PRUE trampled flat in a brawl
Q is for QUETIN who sank in a mire

R is for RHODA consumed by a fire [R for ...R...姐姐,媽咪都係r wor!]
S is for SUSAN who perished of fits
T is for TITUS who flew into bits
U is for UNA who slipped down a drain
V is for VICTOR squashed under a train

W is for WINNIE embedded in ice
X is for XERXES devoured by mice
Y is for YORICK whose head was knocked in

Z is for ZILLAH who drank too much gin

2. The Hapless Child 幸福不是必然的故事


Charlotte Sohpia是一個有錢家內的獨女


萬千寵愛在一身的Charlotte沒想到不幸的事情會發生在自己身上。

她的爸爸被招去當兵,後來母親收到了父親陣亡的消息,傷心過度病死左。Charlotte唯一的親人,又被石頭擊斃,她是舉目無親的孩子。Charlotte最後就落在她家的家庭律師,可是那律師把她放在一間女校就算了。


Charlotte經常被罰一些她根本沒做過的事,她的同學又把charlotte最深愛的公仔扯破,總之受盡欺凌。


她決定逃跑,可是被壞人捉走了,壞人除了拿走裝著charlotte雙親照片的項鍊之外再把她賣了給一個癮君子。


癮君子迫charlotte幫他穿膠花,日穿夜穿,慢慢地她的眼睛變得看不見東西。


癮君子在一次醉後發狂想找charlotte打一頓時,她再次逃跑。


因為眼睛已經看不見,衝了出馬路也不知道,被馬車撞死了。


不小心撞倒她的男人就是她的爸爸,可是,就算男人扶著女兒的身體,再也認不出她是誰了。

建議買這本結集,正到爆而且抵好多:

book cover,15個故事

有The Gashlycrumb Tinies 和 The Harpless Child 的


Christmas books for BAD child (I) - Edward Gorey系列

要送書書給壞的小孩,最緊要是忘記他們是小孩,要把他們跟惡魔連在一起,嚇爆佢地個膽啦,唔使俾面!


爽爽跟我說不用怕,會陪我看wor。


唔係呀fa,我係壞汪汪,會怕? 不過見人類的女仔在男生面前要扮什麼都怕,0甘我都學下先,好驚呀爽爽!

Edward Gorey是一個怪雞的illustrator,媽咪是怪人,所以都有齊他的書。基本上,不是每一本都看得明,很神化的。不過這本「Cautinary Tales for Children」(story by Hilaire Belloc; illustrated by Edward Gorey)是一本好書,壞小孩必讀:


Book cover and back cover

有兩個特別好的故事:
1) Jim, Who ran away from his nurse, and was eaten by a Lion


唔聽保母話,在動物園走開了的小Jim,最後被獅子吃了

得番個頭.....

2) Matilda, who told lies, and was burned to Death


喜歡講大話的Matilda妹妹,最後被火燒死

變左一縷煙

書中一共有7個故事,除了上述的兩個之外,還有以下的:


- Henry King, Who chewed bits of string, and was early cut off in Dreadful agonies.

- Franklin Hyde, Who caroused in the Dirt, and was corrected by his Uncle.

- Godolphin Horne, Who was cursed with the Sin of Pride, and Became a Boot-black.

- Algernon, Who played with a Loaded Gun, and, on missing his sister, was reprimanded by his father.

- Hildebrand, Who was frightened by a Passing Motor, and was brought to Reason.


Friday, December 02, 2005

我想要呢份聖誕禮物 - Charlie Brown Pathetic Christmas Tree


Charlie Brown Pathetic Christmas Tree


Lith姐姐介紹的,媽咪買俾我呀?

Good Grief. Learn the true meaning of Christmas with Charlie Brown's classic pathetic Christmas tree. Leave it bare or dress it up all fancy. The tree is an exact replica of the tree from the famous cartoon, made of wire branches and plastic needles with a criss cross wooden base. The bendable branches allow you to make it look just how you want, super pathetic or just kind of pathetic. The tree comes with one red Christmas ball ornament. Plus the bendable branches make it possible to fold the tree entirely flat for easy storage during the non-yuletide times of the year.
* Wire / plastic / wood base
* Base: 91/2"l, 27/8"w; Tree: 21"h; glass ball: 3"w
* Take care with rough wood base, as it tends to splinter
* Imported


Christmas books for GOOD child (II) - Bloom County系列

Opus系列內有幾本好看的,之前介紹了A wish for wings that work就是以聖誕作為背景的好故事。


而另一個opus系列的好故事,就是Goodnight Opus了!


Goodnight Opus是一個鼓勵大家別要放棄會幻想的心,想像力讓人年輕美麗,故事由一個晚上,opus的婆婆講一個bedtime story開始。


Opus總要婆婆說一個同一個的故事書,已經說了幾百次的婆婆不明白這個傻孩子的心在想什麼,反正就是開始說起來。Opus會一直的向床啦、燈啦、地版啦、門啦等說goodnight,最後他更要向銀河的星星說晚安才肯睡在床上。


婆婆總是不耐煩的要opus睡到床上別動。可是婆婆說了不久,自己便睡著了。哈,opus的計劃再一次成功啦!
opus找出住在他床下的怪物,(cover那一隻),跟他一起飛,一起天馬行空。


去到wastington dc,找林肯石象一起追逐自己的夢想。林肯石象說自己也有一個夢想。


opus問,那是什麼樣的夢想啊?
"A swan dive" 跟住林肯便跳進水去。


之後opus又繼續飛,來到一個被小山包圍著的河,好像是桂林啊。小漁船帶著夢想飛上半空中去釣月亮,opus跟他們說趕時間,他們要去找星河。


星河上都是乳牛? 點解? 星河叫什麼啊,milky way呀,無乳牛點會有milky way呀!

之後,opus趕回家,當時他累死了玩了一晚,婆婆看見opus睡在廚房內手上有a cup of milk,便問opus去了那兒。opus如實回答後,便被婆婆拖了去訓教。但是當婆婆回到自己的房間時,她看著窗外的銀河,是很漂亮的銀河。


opus相信,會有一晚,婆婆熄滅多年的愛幻想的心一定再次來探訪她.....
she'll get carried away and depart from the text!

希望你們看完也跟我一樣喜歡這本書,也多多有一顆creative mind and heart啊!


書名: GoodNight Opus
作者: Berkleley Breathed
出版社: Little Brown and Company



Christmas books for Good child (I) - 雞仔系列


又到聖誕,又到聖誕,啦啦啦啦啦汪汪汪汪,爸b媽咪買禮物的時間又到啦。買玩具唔好呀,玩物lost志,勤有功戲無益呀,點樣修身、齊家、治國平天下呢? 都係買書書好,書到用時方恨少,學而時習之不亦樂fu....下省二萬句。(我只是學巴士上那公公跟孫孫的對話ja....)


不過,看書不一定好悶好有教育意義都得架,好似呢本Bitter with baggage seeks same: The life and times of some chickens是一本很可愛的書書。有好多內容都不是小孩子可以明白,不過,你看作者用平時復活節時一籃有幾隻的黃小雞公仔做出一本書來,很好玩的。


裡面有很多不同生活環境長大的小雞仔,作者的照片很像真的附與他們生命似的,我scan了幾張給你們看。


Maude was peeved. Her 3:30 yoga class was full again. Didn't anybody work in this town?
(我最喜歡這張,除了小雞仔們在做yoga好搞笑之外,媽咪有一次拿了假放去做yoga時也說過這樣的話。小姐,你放得假人地唔放得咩!)


Weather, schmeather. It looked like a rowdy bunch and Bea wasn't getting on.
(Noah Ark,有人還帶名牌,還吵說好迫人wor!)


這是2005 calendar 11月的樣子,雞仔們說:
Mona had become increeasingly irritated with Emily's insistence that Saturday shopping always commence at Hermes. After all, not all girls had trust funsd, and at 33, wasn't it time Emily finally got a job? The girls often discussed what Emily did all week anyway
(想起Paris Hilton)


inside book cover 和 inside back book cover是最最漂亮的,作者吧所有拍完照片的場景都放在相架內,cutie chicken pie!!!按這裡看大一點


書名: Bitter with baggage seeks same:The life and times of some chickens
作者: Sloane Tanen
出版社: Bloomsbury (有出Harry potter個間呀!) / 月曆是: Andrews Mcmeel Publishing

出了新的啊,2006 calendar 和 STILL BITTER, MORE BAGGAGE; GOING FOR THE BRONZE 上星期在paddyrice訂了。


Thursday, December 01, 2005

落地喊三聲好醜命生成到鋼之練金術師、再去到修身、齊家、治國平天下?

很古怪的題目,對,那是因為我這星期坐車都遇上這對父子。
昨天才搞清楚,那男人不是孩子的父親是公公(樣是簡直是大眼版的林正英),孩子看起來是小學一年級左右。

昨天的金句:
「公公我想打網球。」小孩說
「玩、玩、玩,你只會玩你咩識做呀除左玩?」那公公說(側面真像林正英)。
「你說,玩有咩好,勤有工,下一句係咩。」公公又說,聲音像南磨佬似的。
「勤有工,戲無益。」小孩很可憐的說。
沉默一會,公公又出聲說。
「落地喊三聲好醜命生成,你自己睇那麼多鋼之練金術師,你學到d咩,你說我聽。」公公是很生氣的聲音。
「......嗯....」小孩不敢亂說,可能是怕說錯吧。
「要得到一樣要要負出相等的價值呀。」公公很生氣的說。
(我心諗,0甘關落地喊三聲好醜命生成咩事呢?)
又沉默一會,公公又出聲說。。。
「人不學不知理,你而家0甘大個啦,咩野都學唔到,考試次次都得八十幾九十分。」
(都ok wor,孩子不要push得太緊,而家d細路好興跳樓架)
「.......嗯.....」
「我同你講野呀,你聾左定啞左吵。人不學不知理,幼不學,下一句係咩呀。」
(哇,三字經時候?)
「老何為」孩子回答。(哇,真係識背)
「0甘你係唔係唔想有得老呀而家。」
又又又沉默一會,公公又出聲說。。。。。。
「我想帶你去河南,去嵩山少林寺,帶你出家。」公公說
「你0甘樣款,點修身、齊家、治國平天下?」公公又說
(我看見坐我前面的女人忍不住笑,唯有向窗外看。)

***今天早上也遇上他們****
「唸我聽你今天默書那一貨。」公公說
「yee yo yee yo ... blah blah blah。」孩子唸起來,之後看來是忘了一些字,公公就發火。
「你知唔知你而家似咩野呀,你似阿旺呀,成個白痴仔0甘樣。」

孩子的童年除了讀書,也應該有其可愛的一面啊,這位公公,別這樣事事挫敗孩子的感受。