Tuesday, December 06, 2005

Christmas books for BAD child (I) - Edward Gorey系列

要送書書給壞的小孩,最緊要是忘記他們是小孩,要把他們跟惡魔連在一起,嚇爆佢地個膽啦,唔使俾面!


爽爽跟我說不用怕,會陪我看wor。


唔係呀fa,我係壞汪汪,會怕? 不過見人類的女仔在男生面前要扮什麼都怕,0甘我都學下先,好驚呀爽爽!

Edward Gorey是一個怪雞的illustrator,媽咪是怪人,所以都有齊他的書。基本上,不是每一本都看得明,很神化的。不過這本「Cautinary Tales for Children」(story by Hilaire Belloc; illustrated by Edward Gorey)是一本好書,壞小孩必讀:


Book cover and back cover

有兩個特別好的故事:
1) Jim, Who ran away from his nurse, and was eaten by a Lion


唔聽保母話,在動物園走開了的小Jim,最後被獅子吃了

得番個頭.....

2) Matilda, who told lies, and was burned to Death


喜歡講大話的Matilda妹妹,最後被火燒死

變左一縷煙

書中一共有7個故事,除了上述的兩個之外,還有以下的:


- Henry King, Who chewed bits of string, and was early cut off in Dreadful agonies.

- Franklin Hyde, Who caroused in the Dirt, and was corrected by his Uncle.

- Godolphin Horne, Who was cursed with the Sin of Pride, and Became a Boot-black.

- Algernon, Who played with a Loaded Gun, and, on missing his sister, was reprimanded by his father.

- Hildebrand, Who was frightened by a Passing Motor, and was brought to Reason.


2 comments:

Daisy said...

嚇爆佢地個膽啦,唔使俾面!
我睇到呢句,笑爆o左出黎。
你真係變壞o左啦!

The dog and a blog said...

跟一個人學的*看著你*