Christmas books for BAD child (III) - The Melancholy death of Oyster boy & other stories

Tim Burton的corpse bride真是令我失望，為什麼是happy ending? 我最喜歡是他的The Melancholy death of Oyster boy & other stories，好看似我一樣純真得來又邪惡。

點解要介紹俾壞小孩子看，都話用來嚇爆佢地個膽同0米等佢知道呢個世界上幸福真係唔係必然架:

我最喜歡這個: The Melon head

There once was a morose melonhead,
who sat there all day
and wished he were dead.


But you should be careful
about the things that you wish.
Because the last thing he heard
was a deafening squish.

考試讀書就要生要死個d，扭計買呢樣買個樣個d，討厭百厭的孩子，一野踩爆佢地^_^ <--邪惡的微笑

不過，oyster boy是書中的主打，都幾好架個故事:

一對夫婦生了隻:
Ten fingers, ten toes, he had plumbing and sight.
He could hear, he could feel, but normal? Not Quite.


人人都叫他做sam，有時叫"That thing that looks like a clam"


小朋友唔同佢玩



孩子的爸爸想生多另一個，但係在床上....唔得，於是看醫生，醫生說
你個仔成隻oyster0甘，喂oyster，good wor，食左有助improve your sexual powers，
不如食左你個仔啦。當晚.....


仔，係時候同你講下人生的道理，那爸爸便說:
"Son, are you happy? I don't mean to pry,
but do you dream of Heaven?
Have you wanted to die?"


爸爸食左個仔個頭內的野....哇卡卡!!!

書名: The Melancholy death of Oyster boy
作者: Tim Burton
出版社: William Morrow (An imprint of HarperCollinsPublishers)
Manufactured in China

呢個故事其實都唔係好恐怖，不過，你覺唔覺，隻oyster boy好似香港有一套叫「大頭怪嬰」的戲內的怪b，不如再坐低同個壞的小朋友看0米套「大...頭....怪...嬰..」*開了echo的說*先訓啦，dear 仔仔/女女。

大頭怪嬰

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